Девочка из обкомовского дома

Девочка из обкомовского дома

Starting up the story I’ve got to tell ya
I should have a drink cos it’s so bad
She was very cute, her name was Natalia
Teeth o white and hairs of red

Long-long-long and strait legs
Big-big-big green eyes
Neighborhood from creeps to athletes
Streamed all dreams between her thighs

Early eighties, I am a student
Soviet Union, C.P.I.
Uncle Sam did his best to intrude in
Communist science, well, I’m a spy

A-girl Natalia, queen of the downtown,
Due to her father, the head o local nukes,
How could I miss her, I started countdown,
He is my pass to comparty dukes

I can’t discover the wide circle of methods
That I’ve been using to catch that bird
But I succeed and once she said words:
«Oh, you’re my lovely American nerd!»

And then… that her father scanned all my data,
Knew all my duties, you understand which,
That hence I must work for comarados,
Maybe, you guessed — I killed the bitch!