2 The laconic-ironic passages

The cattle do not consider itself as such because it cannot count.

Great culture always happens before us, but with us, there is only lack of culture.

An aborigine is always uncomfortable at a party.

It is necessary to chain others to yourself in such way as to be uninhibited.

After death you feel so much better that you do not want to go back at all.

In what case is there no choice?
When you don't make it in time.