2 Ironic passages about benefits

How to get rid of stinginess?
As well as from stupidity.
What does a back ass always dream on?
The ass always dreams of becoming the front line, but that's the bad luck - it's more convenient to walk with the front.
How to quickly become useful to society?
You can only quickly become useless to it.
How to find the greatest benefit for yourself?
Not for yourself, but within yourself.
Why do some people keep their mouths open?
They reasonably believe that this is how they ventilate their brains better.
What can and cannot be picked up on the road?
You need to pick up such road that does not allow you to doubt your choice.