5 My ironic passages about the different subjects

What does the wind do best?
Whistle in vain.
Does darkness depend on light?
Of course, it depends - without light you won’t be able to see it.
What is inertia?
This is when you want to stop, but you can’t.
What is the most delicious dish?
Which you haven't tried yet.
What is more important: addition or multiplication?
The addition of what has been multiplied many times.
What color is most pleasing to the eye?
The color of the most popular banknotes in your own pocket.