2 Ironical in one line. As regards the idlers.

It is not difficult to overstrain yourself, raising heavy thoughts.
Becoming a parasite instinctively pulls everyone, but there are not enough vacancies.
If I wanted by the present, I wouldn't do anything on the present.
How to look dashing?
It is necessary to be mustachioed, tipsy, but not to sway too much.
Is it possible to live on the calendar?
Of course! Buy a calendar with beautiful broads, and change them every day.
Is it possible to do nothing and be in form?
You can get as close to this state as possible by wearing a fireman's form.
If it is all time convenient, then the pressure sores are obtained.