1 Ironical in one line. As regards the optimists (the enchanted persons).

It is unacceptable - run away from oneself - with exceeding the permissible speed.
Liberty, equality and fraternity have already diverged so much - that they have to diverge even further.
If you stop drinking, the world will become unpleasant again.
The bonds of marriage undoubtedly indicate an initial violation in the chain.
Each dry stump is an edification to posterity.
The grip of fate is decompressed from surprise if you persist in doing stupid things.
The word is nothing more than an attempt at planning.
Any order is an illusion of what one would like to arrange.
Faced with reality, an optimist grunts but endures, and a pessimist cannot stand it, and without fail shits.
Falling out of the window, there is no time to think what such situation actually turned up from.